Virgin Boy Eggs

Virgin Boy Eggs

Eggs boiled in Prepubescent Boy's Urine from Dongyang City, China

Chicken eggs boiled in the collected urine of young boys, then simmered for hours. Sold as a springtime vitality booster—smells like ammonia, tastes like boiled egg with trauma.

Ingredients

Recipe Instructions

  1. Collect urine from prepubescent boys.
  2. Place raw eggs in a pot and cover fully with the urine.
  3. Boil until hard-cooked.
  4. Crack the shells lightly to let liquid seep in.
  5. Simmer for several hours, optionally replacing urine midway.
  6. Cool and serve—rubbery whites, green yolks, unforgettable aroma.